Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder, currently camped at the Ecuadorian Embassy with locked in syndrome has been granted the right to die in a complex decision by The European Commission.
The British Government has decided to help Assange in his quest to die and will be going for the 'the nuclear option' in order to carry out its responsibilities.
In a statement from Downing Street David Cameron announced that he would use the nuclear option to wipe out the Ecuadorian Embassy in order to assist Assange in his right to die. 'We will nuke the Ecuadorians but first we have to make sure the Queen will stay in Scotland and we will be advising neighbours of the Embassy to remain at home for the time being.' Traffic is being diverted but journalists are still allowed to roam around the Embassy reporting that they don't know what is going to happen.
A friend of Assange has told Spoof that Ecuador is the best tourist resort in the world. 'It's a place to die for' he declared.