David Cameron is the leading contender for this years Robert Muggabe Mud Hut award. The prestigious award has previously been given to Butcher Blair, George W Bush, Gordon (one eye) Brown to name but a few.
Each winner is given his own personal hut for the use of, when visiting Robert. In reality the winners can't live in them because they are actually shithouses adjacent to the guest villas. One of Roberts many little jokes. Though it must be be said that certain individuals would be quite at home living in one.
The true reason for the award, should he get it, is the British leader's selfless generosity to the third wold despoots when his own people suffer such horrendous deprivations.
Even old Charlie Windsor is feeling the pinch because he was forced to impose a sixty quid licence fee for anyone wishing to metal detect on his personal beaches, to help make ends meet. He was even forced to cut his old bags dress allowance by twenty thousand quid a week.
Not even William Hague has escaped the austerity measures . We hear thst his former friend the Syrian president has cut off his pocket money so to speak, after hearing little Willie (Assad's pet name for him)speak up for a regime change. So no more free junkets abroad.
But not all is lost because a Brit is to be elected to the prestigious Olympic committee. Think of all the bribery and corruption mony he can pay into the British treasury instead of it all going to those bloody foreigners. Should be enough to fund another few thousand asylum seekers.