Written by Chris P Bacon
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Topics: budget airline

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

An 11 year old boy who managed to evade passport control and security checks has smuggled himself on board a flight from Manchester to Rome.

Cabin crew became suspicious when the boy declined to purchase a £5 cup of coffee or an £8 sandwich.

When Ryan Eyre was unable to produce a valid ticket or to pay the full return fare of £10, he was thrown off the plane over Wolverhampton.

A spokesman for the airline said this was entirely in accordance with company policy and that every effort had been taken to ensure the boy's safety by throwing him off the plane over a reservoir with a life jacket.

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