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Sunday, 22 July 2012

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"That's Charming That Is"

Pope "Blakey" Benedict XVI was last night seen waving his fist angrily from the Vatican balcony screaming "I hate you......butler" while donning a Town & District Bus Company Inspectors cap and sporting a brand new "Hitler" moustache.

It is understood that the Pope is extremely displeased with his butler, Paolo Gabriele who is now under house arrest, after he "took short cuts" while undergoing his papalistic (made up word) servitude and may have also (though not yet confirmed) harassed the female mini skirted conductress of the Papal orchestra.

It is also understood that the Pope is displeased by the so-called "Vatileaks" scandal, which saw an unidentified man urinating throughout the Vatican.

The man, with appalling teeth, a dirty laugh, who wears his cap "cock a hoot", is believed to be a close friend of the Pope's butler.

"I'll have him" fumed the Pope, clutching a clip board and nervously twitching "You see if I don't!"

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