Written by Gary Potter
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Sunday, 8 July 2012

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Dawkins - a tit

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is again angry, this time not at God, or genuine scientists but his next door neighbour.

Apparently, his neighbour has installed some harmless spikes in his own trees, to help prevent pigeons from fouling his own car on his own land. Dawkins on seeing these spikes described himself as being 'upset' by them.

Dawkins usually does not give two hoots about upsetting others with his bonkers opinions and religion.

The rest of the neighbours seem to agree with the actions of the neighbour. One of them, who wished not to be named said "That Dawkins man is a raving loon. We haven't all got a legion of slaves to lick our cars clean, unlike him" (a veiled referance to the fact that Dawkins ancestors were slave traders.)

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