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Thursday, 28 June 2012

A girl often seen on the 120 bus was caught reading more than the headline of a Daily Mash story. Apparently.

iPhone owning student Beany Goodstate seemed to be engrossed in the shocking news that Kermit the Frog is the lead singer of the band Fleet Foxes.

Bus passenger Helen Daniels asked if Goodstate was reading it said the following comment, "Yes she was definitely reading it." Beany was unwilling to comment as she was twittering about how much she worries about Palestine. We asked a student a bit similar to Goodstate what may have been happening: "After sitting next to Daniels on the 120 bus it's more than likely Goodstate really only pretended to read the story".

The 120 bus is renowned by students in Sheffield to be a piss addled journey that often involves sitting next to people from lower classes than them. So much so that they are now forced to pretend to read the trending articles posted on social networking sites like facebook or twitter.

Sheffield Council have tried repeatedly to sort the 120 out. Council spokesmen Jim Flatcapwhippet said this "We're at the end of our tether lad. We've tried t' wiffi' and makin' t'doubledecker and green like but it's like polishin' turd".

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