The hand of the Italian Mafia was clearly behind Italy's lucky win against England in Kiev.
It grabbed the shirt of John Terry in the Italian penalty area and only an immediate loan to the Referee blurred his eyesight, leaving
England without a certain Penalty.
The English team outwitted the Italians in every move throughout the game and only pure chance (and the Mafia) saved the Italians - many of them pasta it!
That a player, a fake Diamond, rejected by West Ham, could seal our boy's fate was typical of the misfortune we experienced.
As Wayne Rooney said after the game: 'We had the Ities tied up in their own spaghetti most of the match. Only the Ref stood between us and a match against the Germans.'
WE CAN BE CERTAIN OF ONE THING: THE BEST TEAM LOST!