British wonder dog called Mugly, has just won the World's most ugliest dog contest in the USA. Mugly is skinny, hairless and looks like he was put under a hairdryer for 2 hours before the finals took place. He won it "paws-down"!
The British are also favourites to win the "Ugliest People on the beach contest" this year because they are the second most obese nation on the planet after the US and they withdrew their entry; it would have been an unfair competition!
The combination of milky-coloured skin, freckles and fat bellies (especially the Scots) has put the UK into pole position in front of Kazakhstan, represented by Borat and his swimming attire.
Second place in the Ugly Dog contest was won by an Italian competitor nicknamed Balotelli, a huge italian Mastiff. It was a rather ugly thing, huge mouth, big-head, huge balls and always left huge turds behind, but the English entry "Mugly-ied" Balotelli with impunity; hopefully the same thing happens tonight!