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Friday, 22 June 2012

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Even the sexiest of Italian underwear can't get Engish male footy fans in bed!

While English men are downing their pints, talking footy non-stop and looking forward to the quarter final against Italy, their wives are bored and starved of sex!

Many attempts to attract their men into bed and make them jealous have failed including hanging pictures of a near naked Balotelli in their bedrooms. Hanging pictures of Balotelli's naked porno, striptease girlfriends and last of all, pictures of Berlusconi's naked "bunga bunga" girls; they all have failed. Even a video of sexy Italian singer Sabrina singing "Boys, Boys, Boys" sitting on the swimming pool bearing her nipples failed too, damn! English men want only one thing; to talk about Rooney & Co winning something at last.

In a final, desperate attempt to "move the posts" in the bedrooms English women are now buying very sexy Italian underwear to entice their hubbies into bed hard and sober. If this doesn't work they have all promised to take a cheap trip across the North Sea to Holland and flaunt their "booties and boobies" in front of Dutch men because they can't stand the sight of another football being kicked by Ronaldo and Co. Even gay Dutch men will gladly oblige (as long as it's only a one-night penalty shoot-out!)

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