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Thursday, 21 June 2012

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Mermerised both Houses of Parliament

London - North Korean-born Reverend Sun Myung Moon's wackjob firstborn has done her Old Dad proud Unification Church sources said today.

Slipping into character as Oxford-educated Aung San Suu Kiy had been an absolute doddle thirty years ago - as the polished public illusion showed this afternoon.

Suu Kyi has channelled the Burmese democracy champion much like her birth mother has channelled Elizabeth Windsor.

Both are certifiably bonkers despite public perception of class act performances, one of which was played out in bravura fashion before both Houses of Parliament today.

In Westmonster Hole's front row a rapt David Cameron kept nodding approval like one of those tacky plastic toy bulldogs on the back ledge of a Mini Cooper.

Next to him Ed Miliband appeared to be in a rapture-induced trance while all the time desperately leaning away from Cherry Bush QC.

Decked out in a hideously patterned British Home Stores coat much like a Corrie cameo walk-on, circa 1983, Mrs Blair resembled a pustulating sore on thoroughbred's backside - oozing feminist empathy at attention-starved Suu Kyi.

And Speaker Bercow, creaming his knicks as sweetly choreographed democracy-talk flowed from Aung San Suu Kyi's lips at the assembled Great and the Good.

Some say today's stage production was his Finest Hour...

However one bleedin' obvious question remains.

Why didn't the fragrant Suu Kyi pack her bags to be with her dying husband instead of leaving him alone right up to the very end?

Bottom line, she preferred to play out a Global Piss Process grand diva role, her ego inflated by her Sun Myung Moon DNA.

Sally Bercow is 69.

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