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Tuesday, 19 June 2012

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Pictured here at a Hellfire Club bring-n-buy sale that easily nailed her back in 1985

London - "Stands to reason, innit?" Sir Galahad Belgrano, chief bean counter to the Illuminati said today as the Burmese 'pro-democracy campaigner' arrived in London.

"Gotta be a total fraud for Speaker Bercow to schmooze her like she's some sort of born-again Barack Obama," the accountant continued as details of the politician's address of both House of Parliament this Turdsday were revealed.

"Maybe she'll pose naked - bar an old House of Commons-issue sheet - with Sally Bercow, heheh, or some other poor, deluded cow!"

The remarks come as a huge PR machine carefully choreographs the Burmese activist's ego trip to England.

Aung San Suu Kyi spent several decades under house arrest back home after the Burmese military junta sussed her real 'agenda'.

Of course, Hellfire Club grandees always praised the repressive Burmese dictatorship for locking up the silly woman as her links to far-right loonies in Mrs Thatcher's entourage became apparent early on.

Their deposition to a NATO mental health tribunal back in 2005 was unequivocal that while Aung San Suu Kyi was not in the same league as Brunei's rogue Prince Jefri Archer she was, nevertheless, a delusional nutter who should be detained for the duration.

Come Thursday she will be accorded Parliament's ultimate honor of making a formal address at Westmonster Hole where previous crooks - like Barack Obama and Pope Benedict XVI - made such an impression on the nation's myriad gullible arseholes.

After the speech the Burmese wannabe will take tea with the Queen before dinner with Charles and the Dalai Llama.

Dave Lee Travis is 89.

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