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Sunday, 17 June 2012

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William reaching out for the moon and ten million squid

London - It's straddling the High Horse Nebula that first crossed Prince William's descendant when Diana demanded £100 million for an 'amicable' divorce split.

The terribly rare, tragedy-tinged aspect now pops up this Tuesday as William readies to snatch a £10 million '30th birthday legacy' to featherbed his sordid nuptial nest.

Astrologers describe the Gemini lunation as a karmic dumpster kinda aspect heralding Wednesday's pivotal Summer Solstice.

The aspect follows 20th May's first - eclipsed - new moon that opened wide the Fraud Squad's sluices in the great Diana divorce deception.

Its transit of the High Horse Nebula reignites astrological controversy last ridiculed by the US satirical cartoon series South Park.

The comedy lampooned the fabled astrological giant as containing the zodiac's ultimate bugbear Ursula The Giant Douche.

Originally a nickname for a little-known House of Windsor dominatrice the Douche and Prince Willzyx The Zypod feature in an episode where Willzyx claims he is being held prisoner 'by communists' from the High Horse Nebula.

This Tuesday astrologers reckon both may fall off their regal chargers as 30 years of lunatic spin finally implodes.

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