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Saturday, 16 June 2012

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It's West Ham's Ball

Only West Ham fans would have realised that the England team in Kiev which beat Sweden 3-2, was, in fact, West Ham playing!

Claims from England Manager, Roy Hodgson that he was only adopting West Ham tactics, which ultimately proved successful are only being accepted in order to fool European officials.

It would be impossible to copy so exactly how West Ham play! A goal in the first half followed by dropping back into defence. The Opposition scores, panic ensues and they score again. With a brilliant substitution we score again and then a third to scrape home the winners.

West Ham supporters who thought they must be watching West Ham playing suddenly realised they WERE watching West Ham!

Masterminded by Karren Brady and her Sugar Daddy the Hammers had taken over from England following widespread stomach upsets in the England squad.

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