A street in Doncaster has been evacuated following reports of a man, named locally as Barry Bazooka, boring people to death.
It is understood that Bazooka has recently returned from a two-week vacation in Florida and has been telling anyone and everyone how big American food portions are.
Neighbour Joe Spud speaking from his hospital bed told us,
'He just wouldn't stop! I pleaded with him to let me go and pick my daughter up from school. But he just carried on and on, gesticulating with his hands, grinning insanely. The next thing I knew was waking up here surrounded by men in white coats. His words will haunt me forever.'
Specially trained police personnel have been deployed to the area to negotiate with Bazooka but it is believed events may have now taken a sinister twist as Bazooka is now telling everyone how cheap petrol is in America compared to the UK.
More news as it comes in.