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Saturday, 13 May 2006

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London, Saturday 13 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A new exhibition of pictures detailing the life and times of the Queen Mother has gone on display at the Hellfire Club's London gallery located at Conservative Party Central Orifice.

The brainchild of Euro-Septic Tories, the display commemorates the approaching sixty-sixth anniversary of the Hellfire Club's successful hoaxing of the public with World War II stand-in lookalikes who took over the role of impersonating the Louse of Windsor after the Tory/Labour wartime co-alition government persuaded everybody that there were no Royal Family fatalities in the September 1940 bombing of Buckingham Palace.

A series of portraits and photographs focused on Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, the late Queen Mother, details the creativity of Hellfire grand masters whose campaign of rewriting the epic of the Emperor's New Clothes defined a new benchmark in the history of global counter-intelligence and spawned the trans-Atlantic special relationship horrorshow that became known as the the Bush Dynasty.

Every picture tells a story marking the graphic evolution of the Hellfire campaign.

Its epicentre is that cold war milestone that was the whitewash of the 1963 assasination of US President John F Kennedy, and here the exhibition etoilates the unprecedented role of the Hellfire's sister organization, the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones (osteoporosis division).

The next illustrated rapture focuses on events in 1976 when CIA head George Herbert Bush - later Vice President to Ronnie Raygun and subsequently 41st US President - managed to persuade UK Prime Minister Harold Wilson to attempt a full-blown military coup that would have installed Bush's birth mother, the Queen Mother lookalike, as Queen Regnant and handed over all the UK's nuclear detonation codes to Skull 'N' Bonesmen in Bush's P2 Lodge chapter at the Pentagon.

This would have had the happy effect of for ever absolving Pope Pius XII and the Vatican of crimes against humanity and given Bush1 sole legal ownership of Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle, the Crown Estates and the coffers of the Bank of England.

But the jewel in the crown of this extraordinary expo must be the official portraits of the 1981 wedding of Charles Mountbatten Windsor to Lady Diana Spencer, when Bush1's daughter by Harold Wilson's old slapper Marcia 'Lady Forkbender' Williams walked up the aisle of Saint Paul's Cathedral with Raine Spencer's son by Armand '"The Hammer 'N' Sickle" Hammer.

Photos of the 1997 and 2002 Royal Funerals focus on the Lying-and-Cheating-In-State when first Diana and then the Queen Mother were elevated to official sainthood status and the Cult of the Memorial Fountain was spawned by US Bonesmen.

The exhibition is open to all members of the public and proceeds are expected to line the pockets of the latest generation of House of Mountbatten wannabees whose efforts at milking the Hellfire legacy seem to be lagging well behind their elders and betters.

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