After enduring a long, wet, windy horrible winter and spring, summer has arrived to relieve the northern half of Europe from its misery. The only problem is; there is more of the wet, windy, horrible weather hitting the shores of Britain and Northen Europe, in fact we are all doomed and the UK is to blame!
First the Diamond Jubilee and after that the Olympics is shortly to be shoved down our throats and it is obvious that such huge attractions and events are going to attract bad weather. If not the annual tennis circus at Wimbledon wasn't bad enough!
The organisors of such events are actually thinking about moving them to the British Colony, Tenerife, Spain, where the weather is guaranteed. The Spanish need the dosh and the spectators can all strip off and enjoy the weather instead of wearing their macs and wellies. Wimbledon will remain in British hands but will be renamed El Wimbledonio and the Olympics will be renamed Los Olympiados, Olé.
So shove your British bad weather, freezing cold rain and storms up your butt, we want a real sporty summer, so we're all moving down to Tenerife.
Andy Murray reckons he has a much better chance of winning El Wimbledonia in Tenerife than the one in London because there are more Brits living there than in London!