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Thursday, 7 June 2012

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Is this the closest thing we have to a Smurf?

Police are hunting a man who has been pestering women at a rural beauty spot dressed as a Smurf.

The man has been seen on several occasions wearing a blue, skin-tight Morphsuit and face paint.

He runs up to women and performs star jumps in front of them in Longhope, Gloucestershire.

The first reported incident was on May 20 and police received two further complaints about his behaviour on Saturday. There are fears he may have pestered more women who have not reported anything.

We despatched EIF News & Features crime correspondent, Hardy Drew, to investigate but he refused to leave the office.

"It's bloody Gloucestershire, isn't it?" He said. "What do you expect?"

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