London - A dreadful SMS mistake involving just one digit has seen Dr Rowan Williams receive some amusing Diamond Jubilee pics on his mobile phone.
The 'Whoa, gedda load of this, darlin!' signed off with 'Randy Bunnykins' messages were apparently meant for Susan Boyle.
Sent from a Central London psych ward the royal photos were eventually traced to the Duke of Edinburgh, currently languishing in the hospital's Heinrich Himmler Mammorial Wing.
Nurses tending to the nonagerian diamond geezer tried unsuccessfully to confiscate the mobile, smuggled inside a secret dressing gown pocket normally reserved for a monogrammed hip flask.
"Should have frisked the wily old bastard," ward sister Lametta Strangelove snarled at security staff guarding the Duke - who denied all knowledge of complcity.
By lunchtime today the pics went viral on Lambeth Palace's internal phone network despite a massive security operation to erase the shots.
All that remains is one saucy print-out of 'Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense'- crested pyjama jacket, slashed to the waist to reveal a massive gold chain and commemorative Diamond Jubilee medallion.
Curators at the National Archives store in Kew have archived the picture along with all of HRH's other iffy pics.