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Monday, 4 June 2012

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Further details emerged today of the dramatic rescue of besieged British minister Jeremy Hunt by Conservative special forces.

Mr Hunt, who was ambushed two weeks ago while delivering aid to News International was being held by media factions opposed to Rupert Murdock.

The motive for the snatch may have been a secret satellite system, known as BSkyB, which Hunt is thought to have been working on at the time.

It is thought that the PM personally oversaw the operation, which was broadcast to No.10 via videolink from the Leveson inquiry.

David Cameron used very strong words to those behind the Hunt attack:

"This was a successful operation in which all the negative stories were killed within minutes. To anyone planning such outrages I say, we don't do deals (except with News Corporation) we just Hunt you down."

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