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Monday, 28 May 2012

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Look, I'm a pretty straightforward kinda guy who doesn't need a cheap PR stunt!

London - The Grand Master of empathy management played a blinder today with a personal take on Rupert Murdoch's custard pie-in-the-BSkyB moment at the House of Commons last year.

Speaking in hoarse Don Corleone-esque tones the ex-Prime Monster was suddenly interrupted during a polished performance at the Royal Courts of Justice.

A heckler burst in via a security corridor and began shouting stuff about the Iraq War.

Mostly about Blair's 'theft of $20 billion' from the Iraq Central Bank and his annual '£6 million bounty from bankers JP Morgan' since the petrodollar heist.

"He's a liar who would kill for oil!" the heckler shouted as court officials pounced.

"So what else is new?" one of Blair's legal heavies snarled according to a court lip-reader's account.

And as cameras panned to get Blair's reaction to the sudden verbal onslaught not a single droplet of sweat was seen on Blair's tanned and furrowed brow.

"Either he's on intravenous tranquilisers or it's just another PR stitch-up," a QM-NewsCorpse stringer in the courtroom tweeted as the Inquiry judge ordered an immediate probe.

The protester was later identified as one David Lawley-Wakelin, a veteran pro of the protest movement.

His intervention at this morning's Inquiry session has added gravitarse to the ex-PM's testimony, conducted under oaf - er...oath! - and under the glare of TV cameras.

Just like he likes it, eh?

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