Britain's Cultural Attache to the Murdoch Empire, known to his friends as 'The Hunt', is finding his proximity to the Sun is giving him bad sunburn and is threatening him with heat stroke.
Supreme Leader, Dave Cameron - who is now just one of the lads - is not worried that The Hunt is taking attention away from him. But Dave is concerned that if The Hunt is caught by the braying hounds of the Media Empire he, Dave, could be the next to face their fangs.
However a Special Assistant to Dave, Peter Moon, is being groomed for use in case of emergencies. Moon - suitably named as the antithesis of the The Sun - has let it be known that 'Dave is innocent of anything, it was all my fault. Jeremy Hunt may not be safe but Dave is hoarse from having spoken out in his defence. I will be telling the world how I allowed myself to misunderstand anything Dave said and that he is not to blame.'
It seems that Honesty is returning to politics at last!