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Tuesday, 22 May 2012

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A trusted adviser to the Buckingham Palace has said that the Queen has sent Hubby the Duke of Edinburgh on a fact finding tour to a resident meeting in Hulme, Manchester;

It is thought he will be acting as a thug to test the 6 new streamlined powers that replace 19 previous measures that he had bypassed easily when last in China;

It is thought that on completion he will be awarded the CBO (Criminal Behaviour Order) and sent the the Tower of London, where his skill for escaping from Fau' Par is renowned.

The Queen said it will keep him busy as she is fed up of him "buggering" about in the house chastising her loyal servants who secretly call him "Conker" its not known if this is a reference to his nose or the fact they think he is "Nuts"

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