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Monday, 21 May 2012

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Good job he wasn't there, he would have been kicked out too!

The tearoom owner of a UK royal tearoom was forced to eject 3 Oliver Cromwell followers frequenting her establishment because they refused to stand up when the national anthem was played.

The tearoom owner plays her favourite song at 03.00 PM every day in her tearoom and all guests sitting in there enjoying a cuppa of very royal Earl Grey or others all have to stand up and salute.

The Cromwellians who had sneaked into the tearoom disguised as undercover royalists refused to interrupt their tea drinking because one of them had just dunked a royal digestive biscuit in his cup and floating bits of soggy royal digestives aint very nice!

It was then that their pitiful disguise was detected by the tearoom owner because under their Royal Ascot bonnets they wore Cromwellian shaped steel-helmets. She whacked one of them on the head for refusing to stand up and the royal bonnet tilted slightly to reveal all!

The non-royalists steamed out of the, by then, steamy tearoom; told the owner to stuff her tea because it was lousy anyway and threw several of her Royal Doulton cups and saucers on the floor and could be heard singing, "We're getting married in the morning, ding dong the bells are gonna chime!" Cockney Rebels, whatever next?

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