The NHS is preparing for victims of a new form of Dementia which not only causes memory loss but results in a complete lack of any moral standards.
It is call Murdocophobia and the start of the disease has been established as being in Wapping, East London.
To date famous victims of the incurable condition are known to be Rupert Murdoch, his son James, David Coulson and Rebeka Brooks.
The Daily Express is running a series of stories on the illness and they are linking it to those who investigated the death of Princess Diana.
There is every likelihood that the NHS will have to go private to deal with the illness. Alan Lawnseed, Minister of Health, has set up a working party to look into the whole matter but the report is likely to end in the long grass.
The cost of Murducophbia is likely to run into billions and could bring down the Government.