London - A senior line manager is in the frame for erasing details of a six month long fling with the dead spook 'that went down the plughole'. [The romance or the bloke? -'Ed']
Gareth Wiliams was found naked 'inside a sports bag' in what cryptologists reckon is a hideous euphemism for a woman personal fitness trainer.
His family has always denied he was kinky or gay or attracted to working for the government's Security Service 'because of the sexual oddballs and/or pervs working there'.
Reports this weekend from MI6 HQ also reckon that a police forensic team failed to dismantle the plumbing at Gareth Williams' pad in the search for clues.
"That's always the first place to look," former MI6 top brass Sir Igor Flyby-Knight tweeted today, "according to the internationally-acclaimed Mossad Secret Service Primer."
The comments underline conspiracy theories that Williams' death 'was an inside job' despite vehement protests from his former employers.
"Whole thing's damn spooky if I say so myself," Flyby-Knight added.
"Wanna see pix of a charming pink rubber bath plunger that Foreign Secretary William Hague gave me for my 60th?"