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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Londoners have shown their Masonite enabling love of the true blue yet again by electing the mop top Tory blond Boris Gudenuf for another turd, or is that term?

The leather faced goodbye boy Lank Kivington said it had been a good blow job by blow job contest but he had failed to climax at the right level, he wondered if another Jewish police woman as an aide-de-camp may have made the difference considering Boris Gudenufs New York convolutions.

The capital will always be the capital and of course there was no undue influence by any commercial parties, who may have influenced the paying of millions of tax payers pounds into subsidised monopolistic world wide advertising that may have changed the counting of the vote.

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