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Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Londoners living near the Olympic Stadium have received an MI6 leaflet along with half price Pizza offers giving them a chance to own a red 'all purpose' bag, described as 'suitable for any bath'.

This comes after the 'chance of a lifetime' gift of an anti-missile missile to be erected FREE on flat roofs within range of the Olympic events.

West Ham supporter, Jeff Wilks, speaking from his flat roofed house has now turned down the Hammers who had wanted to train on his roof.
'It was an offer no one could refuse' he declared before setting out for Cardiff to see the play off game.

Meanwhile MI6 has been trying to cope with people who are keen to have one of their all purpose bags. Mrs Josie Weltering says they are brilliant and she has been sleeping in hers ever since it arrived.

'It fits in our bath very well' she declared 'it is real value for money.'

Unfortunately Josie locked herself in her bag - or was locked in by an MI6 aide who is an official secret.

She has not been replying to our urgent calls for a statement.

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