Written by Eurocleese De Zouch

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Topics: Children's TV

Friday, 2 August 2013

Gary O'Blimey with a strange urination fetish was caught, thanks to an eagle-eyed children's TV viewer.

Mr O'Blimey liked to barge into a ladies toilets around Stoke-on-Trent, whereby he would attempt to urinate between the victim's legs, whilst they were "on the job".

O'Blimey, a child star of Junior Kickstart, he went on to make his name in children's programmes, such as "Kick the face off a Badger" and "How to nick your dad's porn stash without him finding out", was caught, after he angled his way into into Miss Cradle's cubicle and began to do his business.

Mid-flow, the victim grabbed the foulant's penis, forcing him to scoul like an abused Heron.

She managed to scarper to the nearest Cop shop, where they took down her particulars. She also made a complaint about her attacker too. She had recognised him, by the tattoo of The Chuckle Brothers saying "To me, to you" on his groin. She had seen such a tattoo, in an article, the bully was in a few years ago, in some loathsome rag.

O'Blimey was arrested, and was sent to Henley Magistrates Court, where he was defended by Boris Johnson. He was sent down, and he can only be released, when he had polished off 9845 pots of Petit Filous..

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