Written by j.w.
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Topics: David Cameron

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

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Package Containing Wince's e-mails

David Cameron has experienced two dips recently: first the dip in the polls for those say they will vote Conservative and next the economic dip with GDP(Grand Dad's Piss) showing that we have double dip recession.

Then there is the Hunt saga of the Minister for Murdoch leaving a trail of e-mails from his special adviser to the Murdoch camp during their bid for BSkyB, showing a bias towards the media mogul.

Special adviser Joseph Wince has unfortunately had to jump off a cliff at his shame after betraying everyone.

Here are some of the emails he sent without anyone knowing about them:

Message One -
To (name deleted)
I know it is absolutely illegal but I should warn you that the bid you are making to take over Spoof is no longer considered a joke.

Message Two -
To (name deleted)
It's in the bag. I have bribed anyone who matters and you can rest assured that the House will support you.

Now Wince has taken all the blame I would like to assure all readers that our integrity is beyond question. We have been scrupulously fair in all our dealings.

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