Further to the breaking story submitted on 24 April 2012 where Mr Cameron and Mrs Nikki Cameron (nee Mr Clegg) declared their civil partnership to the world,is the amazing revelation that the couple are looking to adopt a Drowning Street Llama to replace all the other Drowning street pets and mice catchers, including jack Straw.
Mr Cameron said that the wool from the Llama will be taken each year and sold for charity. A true view of the altruism of the Social Bank which aims to make sure charities regularly fleece each other in a spirit of Harvard business school one size fits all community spirit. A true furtherment of democratic integration.
In a related press release Samantha Cameron,see previous article, stated that, despite her travels in her horse drawn gypsy caravan called Mobile, the men had actually laid their money down but had never called her a thief thief tramp and thief. She could still not comment on her mothers income sources. her father seemed not to be sure of her exactitude of her life style. In other words daddy din't know what she done.
Mrs Clegg, see previous article, has decided to return to her pre sex change profession of slaughter-man. But in a revelation of biblical proportions to your Spoof reporter, Mrs Clegg has revealed a cultural integration element to her unique business plan. She is to provide either Halal or Kosher meat throughout a place of her choice. When asked if her sex change operation would be of any import she answered that she had been in communication with a reform Rabbi who had said that the operation could be seen to be no more than a radical circumcision. In terms of the Islamic community then she said that in some cultures it could be regraded in a similar way but as a reverse female circumcision.