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Sunday, 22 April 2012

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The scene outside Blair's house in London WC2

London - A Kuwait government official tasered by cops for urinating on Tony Blair's doorstep has been nominated for the UK's top gong.

Diplomatic Protection Racket officers blasted Ayedh Al-Rashidi, 40, with a powerful 50,000 volt shock and took him into overnight custardy.

Westmonster magistrates then bound him over to keep the piss after dismissing diplomatic immunity privileges such as satirical fair comment.

It later emerged that Mr Al-Rashidi pleaded sudden onset incontinence during a 3am stroll through London's Connaught Square where Blair and his Mrs live.

And emptied his bladder according to conscience.

Last month British media revealed that since leaving orifice in 2007 Blair has trousered a hefty £27 from the Kuwaiti ruling family for advice on democracy [sick].

Internal dissent in the tiny oil-rich Emirate has vilified the Al-Sabah family for its lavish sucking up to the warmongering arsehole.

At his KGB grace and favor country seat this weekend Blair was sitting pretty despite the gong rumors.

"It will all end in tears by St George's Day," a local trainwreck watcher commented this morning.

"Wanna see naked pix of Cherie and some excited Rottweilers? Nah, too early in the morning for puking one's guts out."

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