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Saturday, 14 April 2012

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A top sports pundit has told the BBC and Sky to shut up about Glasgow Celtic and the Scottish FA Cup.

"It's hilarious, isn't it" laughed EIF News & Features sport editor Thelonious Adidas, after watching the BBC's Football Focus today.

"They were banging on about Celtic being in the Scottish Cup semi-finals is so wonderful especially as they've just won the league up there. That was a real challenge, wasn't it, after Rangers had ten points docked? Who else was going to win it then? Priceless!

"Neil Lennon is supposed to be chuffed to bits at winning the league... what's he going to do when they win with Rangers challenging them properly? Wet himself? Explode like some Caledonian supernova?"

Adidas also chortled over Sky's efforts to get viewers enthused about the Scottish Cup: "Give it a rest. Please. How many clubs can ever win anything in Scotland? Stop it please - it hurts my sides."

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