Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Sex, Obesity, Snacks

Friday, 13 April 2012

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Soocer Wags bellies are fit and slim; no snacks just sex, sex and more sex!

65% of UK citizens prefer indulging in a bag of crisps or a pizza rather than having "hot sex"; a latest survey has proven. In fact choccy biscuits and doughnuts are more loved before people got to bed than a lovely "hot sausage" in the "hot cross bun" in bed.

The results of this change in sexual and eating habits are plain for everybody to see; obesity everywhere, huge bulging waistlines and bums, fatty thighs and huge bellies hanging over XXXXL trousers, etc.

Sex keeps you fit, trim and in condition; eating bags of crisps and other fatty snacks before jumping into bed kills your appetite for sex, hence the weight piles on.

The proof of the pudding is; one only has to look at the soccer "WAGS" they are all slim, fit and healthy, why? Because their sex hungry soccer-boyos have so much time and money on their hands all they want is sex, sex and more sex!

So fatty Brits there are "69" solutions to your weight problems, get your hubby or wife in bed, leave the snacks in the cupboard and get sucking and blowing, it's excellent for the condition!

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