Written by Dr Will C U Now
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Topics: North Korea

Sunday, 15 April 2012

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A harmless cloud formation off the North Korean coast.

A recent attempted satellite launch by North Korea failed when the rocket malfunctioned and crashed into the sea.

Korean state television hailed this a mighty success for the imperious new leader Kim Jong-un.

Deputy Korean leader Kim Wunmad-guy said "In spite of what the western world may think, this was a totally legitimate launch with no military connotations whatsoever."

The rocket was 10 seconds into its flight programme when it suffered a catastrophic guidance failure causing it to plunge into the sea.

Kim Wunmad-guy added "The rocket crashed into the sea with a minor explosion. The resultant mushroom cloud and tsunami where caused by natural weather conditions that coincidentally occurred at the same time."

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