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Friday, 6 April 2012

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Ghost Jumping Overboard

A mysterious ship without a crew has been found off the coast of America. This modern 'Marie Celeste' was thought to be a vessel of Ghosts who were scared of the gigantic seas and dived overboard in a panic.

A well known communicator with spirits - Joe 'Whisky' Moche - has been brought in to find out whether the Ghosts left any messages on the vessel.

In an interview with 'Whisky' he claimed to us that he could clearly see the Ghosts doing somersaults on the boat's bridge but our communication broke down when 'Whisky' fell overboard.

The Triangle between Alaska, Russia and Hawaii has seen the strange disappearance of several ships and aircraft over the years with some adamant that the crews have been whisked away by extra terrestrial beings.

Some people, claiming to have returned from these journeys into outer space, speak of being interrogated by monsters. 'They wanted to know how West Ham got on in their latest match' said a puzzled Kentuckey farmer who had never heard of West Ham.

Anyone who has returned from a journey into space with extra-terrestrials is asked to communicate with the Spoof as soon as possible.

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