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Topics: water, Hosepipe Ban

Thursday, 5 April 2012

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"I'm not homeless, I'm a self propelled irrigation system."

A UK charity that aids homeless people, have come up with a unique way to help alleviate the low water levels of resevoirs in the south east of England.

Charity spokesman Mr I.M. Torkingcrap spokesman said "We were on our usual nightly run offering aid to people sleeping on the streets when it struck me that the lack of outdoor toilet facilities could be utilised. Why not round up all the homeless a few times a day and get them to urinate in the resevoirs. Most of them only drink alcohol so it would mean a net gain."

Enviromental junior minister Ben Downing Street said "It's a wonderful idea, I myself have been urinating in the prime ministers tea for ages now, whats good for him must surely be good for everyone."

Thames Water today refuted claims that their high bills and poor record on leakage meant they'd actually been taking the p*ss for years.

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