Plans for the Police to have access to all messages and internet sources have struck fear into all law abiding citizens who fear they will be arrested for watching the 'wrong sort of websites' and be imprisoned for writing derogatory things about the Government.
However David Cameron has assured everyone that there is nothing to fear. 'If you read all the Conservative websites and behave intelligently all will be well' he said. When I told some teenagers about this they felt satisfied - 'We will read Conservative websites and behave intelligently for sure' said one 'we will wipe them from the net and replace them with sensible remarks.'
'It's all 1984' complained a famed grumbler, Harry Spud, who was renowned for disagreeing with everyone always: 'George Orwell got it right. The pigs are in control'. No sooner had he put this message into a tweet than he had a knock at the door.
It was Farmer Giles who said he represented an organisation called World Happy Image of Pigs (WHIP) and at that the famed grumbler was carried away to the pig farm for questioning. Spud was grunted one last request before the public humiliation of clearing all the Pig droppings from Farmer Giles's farm for the rest of his life. He told a worried public : 'I got it all wrong. The Pigs are right, not George Orwell. I will behave myself in future.'
But it was too late. 'No more Porkie Pies' shouted Top Pig Napoleon sentencing Spud to death by removing his skin and mashing him.