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Sunday, 1 April 2012

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Beats Mature Dating Anyday, Eh Lads?

In a dramatic twist of editorial policy, marginally funny comedy website, TheSpoof.co.uk has announced that its wildly unpopular Mature Dating advertisements are to be replaced by more upmarket advertising campaigns featuring sexy Asian babes, and hot Russian singles looking for pot bellied, bald British blokes with unfeasibly bulging wallets.

The mature dating ads, which feature a variety of mature ladies peddling their wares in back gardens and draped across old Ford Cortinas were slated by the site's 23 registered users from their inception.

"They aren't very good," one writer complained. "It can be a bit disconcerting having some cross eyed old growler gawking out at you while you're trying to read hilarious stories about leaky breast implants and stuff. I'm delighted that The Spoof is to change all this and decorate its pages with pics of some spiffingly hot foreign totty."

The sexy Asian babe and horny Russian singles dating ads will debut on the first of April, and the all nude snapshot pages can be exclusively accessed by site users by going to Spoof writer Skoob1999's back catalogue and rating all his stories with five big yellow thumbs.


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