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Friday, 30 March 2012

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You Don't Mess About With Pies - Marie Antoinette

Hotshot Yorkshire based VAT on pasties rebel, and campaigner for real gravy, Ken Mither, this evening reacted furiously to an edition of the BBC's 'Question Time' programme, after Conservative MP Anna Soubry, a panellist on the programme, stated that she liked an occasional pasty.

"Occasional pasty be bollocksed!" Mither raged. "It's another bloody Thatcher is that! I'm getting really fucking angry now! Fuming I am!"

Ken Mither became prompted to comment after Anna Soubry remarked during a recording of the TV show that she too - just like Do Nothing Dave - enjoys tucking into a pasty of a teatime.

"I don't fucking think so!" Mither raged. "She's taking the fucking piss! In touch with the people? My arse! One minute she's talking about bastard pasties, and the next she's twatting on about declaring war on the Falklands! It's a Thatcher clone I tell you. Thatcher nicked the kiddies milk, told us we should become a 'service based' society, then decimated British industry in favour of bankers. That worked out well - I don't think. Tories and Liberals - I've fucking shit 'em. Bastards."

Loony leftie alternative Scouse comedian, Alexei Sayle, just waffled on talking absolutely disconnected bollocks which could only possibly have made sense to himself.

But he wasn't bothered anyway, because he was otherwise engaged in challenging American Democrat voters to produce President Obama's birth certificate superimposed over a twatter pic of former Senator Anthony Wiener's ....

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