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Sunday, 25 March 2012

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Street Cred Dives

We can reveal the truth about Tory Party funding as a result of a sting operation we secretly carried out at the offices of Tory Vice Treasurer, Sir Toby Twister. You can see the sting operation by viewing our exclusive video www.torystingwasp.web

The shocking truth is that people jealous of their street cred and having a reputation to maintain have been threatened by Twister into paying vast sums into Conservative Party funds.

What Twister threatened was that he would place photographs of his clients with David Cameron in the media if the victims did not pay up to £25000.

One victim of this scam described how he was shunned by everyone he knew when fake photos of him meeting David Cameron appeared in the media under the heading 'Formerly Respected Person Fatally Compromised' or 'Street Cred Dives for Idiot'. The distraught victim was afraid to go to the Police or the posh media because he feared this could make matters worse. However he asserted that 'I am happy to reveal everything for the Spoof.'

The revelation shocked our newsroom who had, hitherto, never seen such a diabolical scene. One of my colleagues has called for legislation to stop such sights appearing in public ever again.

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