Contrary to alarmist headlines in the media Pensioners have gained immensely from the Budget.
Fuller analysis of the measures adopted by George Osbore has shown that those who suggested Pensioners suffered to pay for the tax cut for the very rich were wrong. The Budget measures will not effect the cash incomes of Pensioners at all.
Dead people are unaware of such things. Indeed some Pensioners with annual incomes over £150,000 a year will gain considerably from the Budget, provided they do not buy a house for over £4 million.
Moaning Pensioners complaining of being cold should appreciate that Government organised climate change will make winters warmer, reducing heating costs.
Spoof's message to Pensioners is: 'Shut you gobs - you've never had it so good!'