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Wednesday, 21 March 2012

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"JACK Ruby, eh? Sure was good at 'whacks', heheh!" - signed Cyber Wackjob

London - Her Black Dog Tribe website famously crashed when self-confessed WMD 'dodgy dossier' sexer-upper Alistair Campbell published his online heir (sic) restorative recipe last year - promoting the 'sanity' of a balding Prince Charles.

Today the newly revamped site was groaning under vastly increased traffic as some of the worst cyber trolls in the blogosphere swarmed 'like Africanised killer bees' to Ruby Wax's mental health blog.

Former editorial assistant at celebwatch site LA HagFagSlagMag.con and self confessed serial troll Mandy Minger was one of the first to register and vent her online bile.

A psychotic rant about loss of priviliges at the former online alma mater that resulted in her being banned soon flamed some petty warfare between lesser trolls bewailing lack of attention from the website moderator.

Inevitably a massive row then erupted as reformed suspected ex-LulzSec hackers threatened to 'cut off the knobs' of anyone daring to challenge their experiences of the chemical cosh Largactil - currently a party drug fave when mixed with paraffin and snorted under a waning full moon.

By lunchtime the revamped site was at meltdown point causing Ms Wax to review her vetting policy promoting free speech for the reality-challenged.

"We might now have to merge with similar online chat rooms," a spokesperson explained, "like Antarctic Bi-Polar Bear Expedition.con"

Ruby Wax will soon be 69.

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