Syrian President Bash Sad has been living up to his name by bashing his wife, British born mother of three (49). His latest assault involved hitting her over her head with itunes - emails revealed today.
Mrs Sad has been playing her part in Syria's drive to become the centre of attraction for the Bling Culture, by spending her money on jewels and diamonds so that she can assist her husband's war on terrorism. 'By wearing these jewels I will make the terrorists so jealous they will lose all their enthusiasm for revolting' she claimed.
President Sad has been having problems with his Opposition because they insist on opposing him. He has almost wiped them out so his family can build a tennis court in Homs, a favourite resort for all the family.
The emails give a shocking insight into the pitiless cruelty of Bash Sad and give plenty of opportunity to world leaders to get their script writers to compose words of the greatest disapproval.
Moscow is reconsidering it's support for Sad as there is no record of the couple ordering caviar.