David Cameron has surprised and excited Barack Obama with his latest hit 'I'm Someone Special', currently running at 598 in the latest pop charts.
This at the outset of a visit that will change the world from the terrible mess it has become to a thriving economic and political miracle.
No problem is too much for this duo to tackle. In a joint statement they declared: 'We pledge to talk the legs off several special donkeys - known in the old country as asses - which which will get us to the bottom of the world's problems. Building on the Blair/Bush formula we will transform the world into a very special place'.
After discussions Obama and Cameron joined in a rendition of 'I'm Someone Special' but unfortunately the couple fell out about who was the most special, which does not bode well for their plans to negotiate together with the Taliban over who can kill the most innocent civilians in a day.
The Taliban version of 'I'm someone special' has been high on the charts in Afghanistan, which indicates David and Barack have a tough task ahead before reaching a special negotiated settlement.