Reports from sources in Brazil and Jamaica are suggesting Prince Harry is ready to take on his brother William in the latest Diana Look Alike contest. This comes after William easily won the Look Alike Contest with Harry over who looked most like Charles.
Royal circles disturbed at the Prince Harry's red hair have been trying to fine someone in the royal lineage who had red hair but have yet to unearth the royal gene responsible.
However Harry is not worried, he can inherit the throne after the overthrow of Charles and William, through his mother whose right to the throne is clear.
Harry, who is said to have a secret yearning for Devon, is amassing troops in the West Country ready for a march on London to coincide with the Olympics. Their cry is 'For Harry & St George' and has the support of everyone who enjoys a good dance routine.
The Queen is keeping 'Grandmum' over the whole episode and Charles is thought to be 'somewhere in the Tower of London'.