Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: UK, Banned

Thursday, 8 March 2012

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No problem here, ice cold water so the dad can wear his tight trunks; it shrinks when frozen!

A dad in Bournemouth was banned from a swimming-pool because the life-guards thought his shorts were too long and were a health hazard! The dad was furious but due to the fact that his huge shorts blew up like balloons under water and filled with water, they could have dragged him down and he could have drowned, explained the life-guards.

The dad refuses to wear sixties, tight swimming trunks because he feels they are a "sex hazard" and rather embarrassing for himself and his little daughter because women, men and little rascals continually stare at his huge bulge, so he innocently attempted to cover it up by wearing the baggies.

Whilst being escorted out of the swimming pool he gave the following statement: "you just cannot win, I wear my tight trunks and end up blushing because of my huge bulge, I then wear baggies so nobody gets embarrassed and I don't get strange women accidently bumping into me underwater hoping for a 'stroke or two' and it's also wrong, maybe I'll just go to the naturalist pool, no problem there!"

He'd also forgotten his bathing cap, but that didn't matter!

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