Due to an administrative error the Queen has been booked for a tour of Iran to celebrate her sixty years sitting on her throne. The mistake was caused by a clerical officer misreading her direction to book the Queen for a journey on a train. His eyesight not being the best, since he was ninety nine years old, Philip Brackenberg saw Iran instead of train and went ahead booking visits to Iranian sites for the Queen with Armandleg DinnerJacket, President of Iran.
The Queen, not wishing to upset the dinnerjacket or Philip pretended that a visit to Iran was just what she wanted. Advisers are perturbed but who can argue with someone who has been sitting on her throne for sixty years?
Once the position was clear American secret CIA operatives, not even known to the real CIA, infiltrated into the Queen's staff destined for Iran. They had a shock when the Queen suggested dropping off in Israel and Syria on her way to Iran.
Eventually these diversions were dropped due to both countries being too far off course for an arrival in Iran on April 1st.
We have an announcement from Buckingham Palace mentioning that Charles, William and Harry have also been invited to the festivities in Iran, where a special firework display is planned.