London - Carnivore chic fans said today that a meteor (sic) carrying up to 100 metres of subtle flesh-toned alien scrag-end beef jerky was seen streaking across UK skies last night.
Witnesses jammed police switchboards with reports that the galactic roadkill was destined for Lady Gaga - whose raw sirloin ensemble wowed the MeatyTV Video Music Awards in 2010.
Of course smoke-cured space flesh has always been a well known Delta Quadrant sartorial delicacy ever since the discovery of NASA's GJ 1214b 'super earth', recently dubbed Planet Cannabis.
News of the sighting was picked up in Los Angeles where music industry fashionistas are 'thrilled' that there may be enough yardage up there to create a new asymmetrical Simon-cowled-neck frock for the US entertainer.
However it's prompted NASA's haute couture division to issue a warning about possibly 'tainted' space bush tucker from endangered species such as alien bears from the Ursa Major ('Big Bear') constellation.
Last year some horrid reports said these were being 'milked' for their bile by the illicit Chinese quack medicines industry.
The Big Dipper asterism to which the meteor has now been traced is the subject of much cosmic mythology warning against invading hordes of inter-galactic vegan aliens.
Some of these are of course under surveillance by NASA's International Space Station whose early warning system can detect these along with alien sloths from Keppler 22-b.
"You cannot be Sirius!" an Agency sauce commented.
"Wanna see pix of naked Gaga whooping it up with Neil Armstrong?"
Eh, probably not...