The Police have brought to an end the Sun's Occupation campaign which threatened to disrupt the workings of the country.
In a statement Occupy leader "Anonymous Murdoch" declared the removal of the Occupation by the Police had been unfair; 'We have ceased occupying Scotland Yard and 10 Downing Street for some time' he said.
As Police moved in on the Occupation, which they explained, was allegedly unlawful a quiet unassuming Police Commissioner shocked the world by declaring that an inquiry into the Occupation had not finished.
David Cameron has denied any wrongdoing saying 'I am tired of gossip and innuendo about my role in the Occupation. I know and knew NOTHING!'
As the 'Sun on Sunday' brought the missing crap to the homes of Britain's information starved populace, even of a lesser quality than the old 'Screws of the World' excrement, gardeners rejoiced that the much needed compost required for their Spring gardens was now available. 'The shit is not of the same quality' admitted Geoff Splurge speaking from his compost heap 'but it should keep the worms happy.'