The House of Commons has taken a major step in reasserting it's position as Britain prime Boxing Centre.
No slapping or gentle nudges, as in the latest fracas at the ringside but REAL BOXING, with blood and broken windows. It was joice all round as the heavy weight contest for the biggest prat in Parliament took a turn in the spotlight.
Those that attended the bout have been sought after with great vigour and messages from constituents have been asking when the next contest will take place.
Former Heayweight Champion John 'Lord' Prescott, has been pushed aside by James 'Ulysses' Joyce, Dublin's finest fist man.
As the lights dim and the crowds leave the Stadium political cesspondents try and interview Joyce but his fans in the Police have whisked him away so they can ask him what the Ulysses is all about.